Energy Drink Reviews
Drinks are reviewed by an independent drink reviewer and do not necessarily reflect the views or beliefs of this site.
Bull Tonik: Add Some Kick to Your Drink
Let me gently tuck an image into your mind. At a sunny beach in Cali, the seagulls all the sudden start to tweak out of their minds as if on a massive caffeine rush, turning the turbulent ocean breeze and visible sun rays into a Red Bull Air Race obstacle course. Note: It looks as […]
5 Energy Drink Companies Compared
*In the voice of Dan LaFontaine (AKA Movie Announcer Guy)* “The order of a world hangs on the brink of destruction. A world of sub-freezing temperatures well lit behind a glass door leading into the abyss beyond. One energy drink, a drink that has stood in defiance to the passage of time in a raging […]
Battery Juiced Review
Sure, to some people fruits are awesome. They’re symmetrical, they’re colorful, they help you grow up big and strong, and they can be fairly entertaining when stuffed with firecrackers. Unfortunately, fruits are not as lucky as the coffee bean, for they are not inherently born with caffeine in them. Such a disappointment. The makers of […]
Helix Energy Drink Mix Review
Helix is a newcomer to the energy drink market. They have only one product currently and it hasn’t been out for very long. None the less they’ve received awards from examiner.com as being among the best energy products of 2008. Combine that with some pretty cool branding and my curiosity is peaked. Helix is a […]
Rockstar Punched Energy Drink
Review of Rockstar Punched Energy Drink. Guava and Citrus How does this fruity energy drink taste and function. Is this beverage safe?
Battery Energy Drink
It was my sophomore year of college that I first realized the true utility of energy drinks. Like a peasant without a religion, I embraced the promises of a turbocharged lifestyle, void of the horrible taste of coffee. Just as most energy drink beginners, I started with Red Bull and Monster. It didn’t take me […]
ZizZazz Explosive Workout Mix
Instant energy is where it’s at. When you consider the insane studying, work, and play that we often engage in, it’s no wonder we look for more energy to squeeze the last drop of productivity or fun out of our busy lives. ZizZazz knows this and made a convenient energy mix that fits the bill.
Rip It Power: Energy for Less
A review of Rip It Power Energy Drink. Here's how this discount energy beverage tastes and functions.
No Fear Energy Drinks
Here we review two flavors of No Fear Energy Drink, Motherload and Bloodshot. Motherload Pepsi must have decided the Sobe label wasn’t helping them sell energy drinks as the new cans are missing that moniker altogether. No Fear is the only branding on the new design and I can’t say I took that advise to […]
Big Red Jak
Flavor Big Red Jak has a tart, fruity flavor that is surprising at first. It’s not overly carbonated and goes down light. Many energy drinks rely heavily on sweeteners to offset the vitamin taste that comes with some of the herbal ingredients, but Red Jak has found a new way to make these flavors blend […]
Cheetah Power Surge
Alright students, I have a new homework assignment for you today! Here’s what I’d like you to do: First, travel to your local library and locate a Thesaurus. Next, I want you to look up the word, “horrible”. Now, I want you to pick your favorite 25 synonyms and put them in paragraph form separated […]
Canadian Big Buzz Green Machine Energy
When you become as obsessed about energy drinks as I am, you find yourself traveling to distant places with energy drink hunting at the top of your to-do list. For this past New Year’s holiday, I went to Canada. Amidst the blistering cold, high tourist prices, and crowded everything, I found an energy drink collector’s […]
Reload Energy Drink
Competing with other well established brands like Bawls, Reload is a soda-like energy drink. However, it’s not just another copycat drink – it differs by focusing on mental and physical performance with healthy ingredients. Omitting Taurine, glucuronolactone, and other ingredients commonly seen in popular energy drinks, Reload thinks their drink can outperform the best – […]
American Blast Energy Drink
Need your jolt and a dose of patriotism? Then look no further than American Blast – that is, a jolt with the caffeinated varieties. American Blast seems like a standard energy drink with a bold name, but packs a few interesting ingredients within, and without! Could American Blast have us seeing red, white and blue? […]
ZipFizz: Portable Energy
One of the most unique forms of energy drinks I have seen is ZipFizz Energy Mix. Combining the convenience of a compact mix and the power of an energy drink, they are certainly a different approach to getting your caffeine fix. As with the rest of ZipFizz’s lineup, there is an emphasis on healthy, sustained […]