Energy Drink Reviews

Drinks are reviewed by an independent drink reviewer and do not necessarily reflect the views or beliefs of this site.
OC Energy Drink: A Bitter, Jaded Review

OC Energy Drink: A Bitter, Jaded Review

I have a feeling I’ve said this before, but I’m pretty sure I’m right this time. OC Energy Kik-it Original Energy Drink is probably the worst tasting drink I’ve ever drank. It looks and tastes like NyQuil. OC Energy Drink Has Been Discontinued It’s green and completely void of any carbonation. Drinking it is not […]
Dopamine Energy Drink

Dopamine Energy Drink

Dopamine Energy Drink information and caffeine amount. What was in this drink and what happened to it?
Monster M80: Why Another Energy Juice?

Monster M80: Why Another Energy Juice?

Monster M-80 Energy Drink is similar to Monster's other Juice based energy drinks. Here's how M-80 is different and how much caffeine it has.
Java Monster: Coffee-flavored Monster Energy

Java Monster: Coffee-flavored Monster Energy

Java Monster is a line of coffee flavored energy drinks from Monster Energy. How do they taste and how do they compare to other coffee energy drink hybrids?
Redline Energy Drink Review

Redline Energy Drink Review

Redline Energy Drink Reviews: Xtreme, Princess, and more. These drinks contain powerful stimulants and should be used with caution.
Overly Opinionated Review: Nuclear Waste Antidote

Overly Opinionated Review: Nuclear Waste Antidote

I’m not going to talk about the name. I refuse. Suffice it to say that–with much respect to Messrs. Layman and Osmond, of course–I’ll content myself to look on with more than a passing disquietude. Just to be clear though, it is called Nuclear Waste Antidote. Really. So I’m not going to talk about the […]
Spike Shooter and ShotGun Review

Spike Shooter and ShotGun Review

Review of Spike Shooter and Spike Shotgun. Two highly caffeinated energy drinks marketed to bodybuilders. Are they safe?
Review: Source Burn Energy Drink

Review: Source Burn Energy Drink

Drink it like you stole it. Buzz I like the potent stuff — quite a bit, actually — but those aren’t everyday drinks. If I were to start every morning with 400 mg of caffeine, not only would my co-workers kill me, but my tolerance would go out the window fast. Before too long I’d […]
Wired Energy Drink Reviews

Wired Energy Drink Reviews

Review of Wired Energy Drinks including X505 which had over 500mg of caffeine per can.
Review: Havoc Energy Drink

Review: Havoc Energy Drink

In a word: this stuff was wholly unremarkable. Aside from the decent looking can, there’s not much else worth talking about. I could tell by looking at the ingredients that it was fairly lightweight. 52mg of caffeine and no Guarana, plus high fructose corn syrup. If I’m going to take in 114 calories, I want […]
Howling Monkey Energy Drink

Howling Monkey Energy Drink

An energy drink called “Howling Monkey” has been spotted (in the wild so to speak). The people behind the drink – McKenzie River Corporation – are releasing this one under the radar. They are adopting 100% viral marketing by making mysterious appearances and giving away free samples. (cc Flickr/imfaraz) There is virtually nothing about this […]
Coca Sek: The Real Cocaine Energy Drink?

Coca Sek: The Real Cocaine Energy Drink?

Coca Sek is a Columbian energy drink made from coca leaves. Not for sale in the USA due to its main ingredient, but not any more dangerous than caffeine.